Weichspüler Aus die Maus

It has ceased to be. It has expired and gone to meet its maker. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. Its metabolic processes are now history. It's off the twig. It has kicked the bucket, it has shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible. This is an ex-programme.

Nach knapp über vier Jahren und 109 Sendungen wird der Weichspüler in Würde beerdigt. Die 110. Sendung an diesem Sonnabend wird die tränenreiche Letzte sein. Bitte auf Halbmast flaggen.